“Skit Bits: Short And Sweet!” Sometimes you just want something you can do real quick. Announcing an exciting new feature here on ChristianSkitScripts.com: Skit Bits! Skit Bits are very short, fast-moving and hilarious skits based on scripts from our sixty-second national radio program, “You Gotta Laugh.” And they are FREE! We will be adapting and posting these on a regular basis, so check back in… Read more »
“War Of The Wills” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright Sheep Laughs Publications 2007-2017 Synopsis: A reporter and her cameraman cover a breakout of violence around a church. As they interview various refugees from the war zone, they find out that it is a church war. A titanic battle of the wills is being waged between members who disagree on trivial details…. Read more »
“Tricks or Treats: Scare vs Share” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2005 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: A Christian wife takes the opportunity to hand out Gospel tracts with the candy for Halloween: “share,” but her husband has a different idea: “scare!” Will the kids get “tricked” or “treated?” And what about the neighbors that pop in unexpectedly? A short, fun (and… Read more »
“The Trials Of Rev. Milton Blumquist” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 1990-2017 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: Rev. Milton Blumquist, a down-home country preacher, is attempting to record his weekly radio program at home. As he begins to preach on “patience,” of which he has none, a series of interruptions occur to disturb him. Each comical event, specific to a point he… Read more »
“The Pastor’s Barbeque” written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2002-2017 Sheep Laughs Records Synopsis: Based on our 2003 national radio release, and performed to a musical soundtrack, this skit/song combo tells the story of how some disgruntled church members call a secret meeting to oust the pastor, a true man of God. As they roast him with their heated complaints, an unexpected… Read more »
“Attack of the Monster Tongue” Written by Frederick Passmore and Jon Lawhon Copyright 1998 by Sheep Laughs Records Looking for something short but hard-hitting and fall-down funny? Why not perform our radio hit song with skit elements, “Attack of the Monster Tongue?” Lots of others around the country have; puppet teams, singing groups, drama teams, and more. You’ll cackle and… Read more »
“Testimony Show: You’re On The Air!” (for use with song soundtrack) Music and lyrics copyright 1998 by Sheep Laughs Records Synopsis: An announcer at a Christian radio station opens the phone lines to give his listeners an opportunity to share their testimony. His emotional state comically deteriorates as the calls instead become a testimony to defeat and trouble! Length of play: 5… Read more »
“Assignment: Hindrance!” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2009 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: This short skit follows the chance meeting of a couple of demons, Scuzzy and Sleazy, as they converse about the ups and downs of being assigned to hinder Christians. One is cheerful, the other tired, bandaged and depressed. The cheerful one has been assigned to a worldly, carnal Christian,… Read more »
“The Great Church Robbery” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 1999 Sheep Laughs Records Synopsis: This short poem, a Christian version of “The Grinch” story, can done as a dramatic reading using the background music and sound effects, or acted out to the narrated version on the same CD. In it, we see a bitter old man living next door to… Read more »
“The Junk Man’s Christmas Dinner” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2016 Sheep Laughs Studios Synopsis: A hermit that lives by a junkyard is spending Christmas Eve feeling sorry for himself. But his solitude is interrupted by a visitor worse off than him, and he learns that the key to the joy of the season is giving what you can. Includes… Read more »